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Tom Vilsack got his cabinet position, which was surprising because he was such a Hillary butt-kisser. Dept of Agriculture? What the hell does Vilsack know about agriculture? Oh, he's from Iowa, by way of Pittsburgh, and he's a lawyer, so he's obviously overqualified. That, and owning kneepads bought by the Iowa Farm Bureau. And these Democrat assholes thought Sarah Palin wasn't qualified, but Camelot "You Know" Kennedy Schlossberg is.

What I don't get is why my gov, the dimwitted Kathleen Sebelius, who actually endorsed the hell outta Obama and wasn't a shill for Hitlery, hasn't gotten a plum gig like Secretary of Agriculture or anything. So much for loyalty, eh?



Good luck propping up ethanol, Tommy Boy. Even with corn falling below $4 a bushel, you can't make any money on E85 when gasoline is $1.50 a gallon. E85 would have to be $1.10 to $1.15 to compete. How many billions on the taxpayer charge card will it cost to subsidize that? Or bail it out.



Ramona got 7 years for her role in the CIETC scandal. Bill Kutmus blamed it on Ramona being a woman. I'm surprised he didn't blame it on her GED. And these Democrat assholes thought Sarah Palin wasn't....... wait, I'm repeating myself.



Obama won Iowa by a wide margin. I heard there were people with "Change" signs in their yards right next to signs calling for the re-election of Tom Harkin. I swear, if liberals didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.

Last April, this blog has a post called The Company You Keep. Look at who Obama kept company with while in Illinois: Rod "F*%$#" Blagojevich, Rahm "Mother F*%$#" Emanuel, and Jesse "F*%$#" Jackson 5 Jr. So clean and articulate, that Obama. Uhhhh, ehhhh, ahhhh, ummmm.

I wonder how long it'll be before Obama is pardoning Susan Atkins as a humanitarian wink and nod to Bill Ayers and Bernadine "Dig it! First they killed those pigs and then they put a fork in pig Tate's belly. Wild!" Dohrn?

Then again, Obama threw everybody under the bus in order to be the President. Even his dying old grandmother. I fully expect to see at least 100,000 troops in Iraq 18 months from today.

I must say, Obama did run an incredible campaign. Who would have thought that his largest donor would be credit card fraud? Brought to you by McCain-Feingold...



And what is it with Obama letting Hitlery become Secretary of State? You know who wears the pants.




John McCain, what a complete loser. I sum it up like this: Obama wanted to win, and McCain wanted to lose gracefully. You know I'm right.

And, trust me, if McCain won then all you Republicans would be bitching about his cabinet picks. Chuck Hagel and Jim Leach would both have a job somewhere in there, too. You can't deny it!



How about the implosion of the newspaper biz?

LEE Enterprises stock is down 99% in the past 22 months ($35 a share in February 2007, dropping to 36 cents as of December 29, 2008). Talk about Junck!

Gannett (GCI) is down nearly 90% over the same time period and the Des Moines Register laid off a bunch of people.

Brian Duffy, whose comics I've never liked, was fired by the Gannettoids from the Des Moines Register after 25 years of wasting space. He cried to WHO-TV about being walked out by security after getting canned. Who cares? How much money did he bring in to the Register? ZIP! NADA! NONE! The guy is syndicated all over the place and is still getting paid, so stop yer cryin', boy!

I do like how Duffy canceled his subscription and left the Register with a PR nightmare. I'm sure the two or three other people who canceled their subscriptions in protest of Duffy's firing felt gypped there's no longer a dumb cartoon on the front page of that postage-stamp sized paper.

Anyway, THE ECONOMY SUCKS, but only if you work for some newspaper. Or some shitty credit card company. Or a financial services firm that is run by a bunch of retards.



Looks like all the illegals fled Postville following the raid. Importing a bunch of mandingos from Palau didn't work either and the head Rubashkin finally got arrested and thrown in the pokey. Good riddance. It won't be the end. Agriprocessors will be sold to some other worthless piece of shit company who will continue to exploit illegals for a buck.

And lookee... Senator Tom Harkin steered $8 million of your grandchildren's grandchildren's tax dollars so that that Agriprocessors could have their own sewage treatment plant rather than continuously dumping it into the local waterways and being fined by the government. What a racket! I'm sure Grassley had his arm up their ass, too.

Good luck, Iowans, you re-elected Senator Dungheap yet another time. You're stuck with that douchebag forever. Too bad the limp-dicked Republican Party of Iowa couldn't run anybody better than whathisfuckenname? Christopher Reeves? Forgettable, whoever he was.

And if Harkin dies, and he'll never die, trust me, then you'll get Big Lug Culver appointing Ruth Harkin to the rest of his term. Guaranteed.

As for you Iowa bloggers, I am following none of you. It's nothing personal. I don't live there anymore, so why bother? I'm sure you're doing a wonderful job. Wait... I do occasionally follow the Tax Update Blog. All I can say is that if I ever win the lottery or get a short-term bailout by leasing the lottery I know where I'm going for advice.

I can't imagine ever returning to blogging... or Iowa. But it was fun to create this little piece six months down the road after my quitting. I'm sure two or three of you, some time since July, thought, "When is State 29 gonna return?" Well, here I am. But to paraphrase Mark Twain: fish, guests, and visiting Iowa all begin to stink after about three days.

Don't worry, kids, you can all move down here if you want. We've got lots of decent sized homes for sale here in the 'burbs, and at good prices. And it's usually warmer.

Jobs, too. As long as you aren't a journalism major.

Meanwhile, I leave you with this message from your outgoing President: